Water

What is your poison Sir
I'll have a cold beer, thank you
And your friend, just a glass of pure water
Well we have a range of waters
Starting with fluidated water, mineral water
There is stale piss with a touch of crap
Just joking Sir, that is the treated water
How much for the beer? five dollars
And eighty five dollars for the water
What a load of crap
The crap will be extra Sir

(allan james saywell)